February 2012
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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So they stopped production on Paradise Lost
Am I the only one who doesn’t see the point of living if I can’t see Bradley Cooper playing the role of Lucifer in what was going to be a kick ass fucking film?
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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TWO TICKETS TO AHBL III FOR MY BIRTHDAY
MY PARENTS ARE PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST
Feb 17th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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I love how much reporters over-exaggerate
I’m sitting here watching the news and the guy is like “A man was rescued from shark infested waters last night blah blah blah” And I love that by “shark infested waters” he actually means that there was one shark in the bay. Ten kilometres away. And it was spotted fifteen years ago by some old guy who was drunk off his ass. In fact it was probably a dolphin. I wish...
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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So Joey and I went to the Doctor Who Symphonic...
Which was amazing. Apparently we were the only two not informed that Mark Sheppard was the presenter..so when he came out we flipped our shit.  
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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January 2012
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
JO!
I’d creep you more but theres a little red light flashing on my laptop and it’s telling me I have four minutes of power left. My charger is in the other room. I’m just gunna go now.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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missesnorris: missindianajones: cheezepizza: shorturl: “Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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I know what an erection feels like, Michael.: The... →
idontcareforgob: The other week a friend of mine had a Facebook status that said ‘Time is like a river - you can either sink or swim.’ I wanted to be like ‘….. What? Can you please explain that metaphor to me more clearly? You can sink in time? Or swim in it? What classifies as ‘sinking’ in time?’ Sometimes I… Going on holiday sucks when you miss out on one or two of Joey’s...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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IM HOME!
Totally been at the beach for two weeks. Get ready Joey..I’m going to creep you first
Jan 22nd
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Jan 7th
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Anonymous asked: does it really matter if she goes to the beach and talks about it? no. you pretentious little bitch.
Dec 29th
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Ugh
Some chick just posted on Facebook “Going to the beach tomorrow!” and I feel like that’s some sort of warning to just stay away from Facebook tomorrow because I KNOW the whole day it’ll be like  “Going to the beach today!” “Heading to the beach now! LOL!” - “blah blah” has checked in at “THE BEACH! LOL!” with...
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Dec 22nd
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