February 2012
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How come there's only ever spiders in the bathroom...
It’s like they’ve organized to only launch their attack when I’m dripping wet and naked.
Hairy little bastards.
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So they stopped production on Paradise Lost
Am I the only one who doesn’t see the point of living if I can’t see Bradley Cooper playing the role of Lucifer in what was going to be a kick ass fucking film?
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TWO TICKETS TO AHBL III FOR MY BIRTHDAY
MY PARENTS ARE PRETTY MUCH THE GREATEST
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I love how much reporters over-exaggerate
I’m sitting here watching the news and the guy is like “A man was rescued from shark infested waters last night blah blah blah”
And I love that by “shark infested waters” he actually means that there was one shark in the bay. Ten kilometres away. And it was spotted fifteen years ago by some old guy who was drunk off his ass. In fact it was probably a dolphin.
I wish...
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So Joey and I went to the Doctor Who Symphonic...
Which was amazing. Apparently we were the only two not informed that Mark Sheppard was the presenter..so when he came out we flipped our shit.
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