idontcareforgob:

The other week a friend of mine had a Facebook status that said ‘Time is like a river - you can either sink or swim.’

I wanted to be like ‘….. What? Can you please explain that metaphor to me more clearly? You can sink in time? Or swim in it? What classifies as ‘sinking’ in time?’

Sometimes I…

Going on holiday sucks when you miss out on one or two of Joey’s classic rants