I love how much reporters over-exaggerate
I’m sitting here watching the news and the guy is like “A man was rescued from shark infested waters last night blah blah blah”
And I love that by “shark infested waters” he actually means that there was one shark in the bay. Ten kilometres away. And it was spotted fifteen years ago by some old guy who was drunk off his ass. In fact it was probably a dolphin.
I wish I had a job that allowed me to bullshit that much.
